Ok, heckyeahnerdymen followers. I am going to let you in on a bit of an embarrassing secret. Sometimes, when I am at my parents house visiting (because I don’t have cable at my apartment), I accidentally end up watching like 4-6 hours of “Millionaire Matchmaker”. I literally can’t stop watching it. It’s terrible, I know. But it’s so fun. Give me a break, I go without TV every other time in my life.
And last time I was home, Daniel Kibblesmith was a “contestant” (so-to-speak, it is pretty much a big game, thus game show, therefore I said contestant). He was the nerdy, Groupon guy from Chicago. And I wanted to walk thru my television screen and punch Patti in the face. SMACK! IN DA FACE.
Although her makeover was just fine, and he looked nice in his fancy new clothes, he also was just fine the way he was. Hoodies rock okay? And she did a TERRIBLE job picking out women for him. Terrible. No wonder he submitted to making it a big adventure, and going on a date with that crazy lady. At least it made things interesting, albeit I had to walk away during the terrible kissing action, so awkward.
You know what else tells me she did a terrible job? Because I live in LA. And she didn’t find me. (Okay, maybe I was still in China when that was being filmed. Whatever okay?)
So, Daniel, if you are out there. Hi. You’re great. I’m sorry that didn’t work out so well.
I know I run this kind of silly blog of mine, but I am a very awesome woman that would have dated you any day. Although I look nothing like Blake Lively, sorry.
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